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Playing any fighting game online for the first time

xenodile:

WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS

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crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life


Baby:  d- d-
Dad:  Daddy?
Baby:  Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

We could be fuckin’ but you wanna live in a another state.